A doctor and a bus driver in love
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
TOP 10 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE
1)Ask people what gender they are.
2)Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
3)Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
4)Sing along at the opera.
5)Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
6)Never break eye contact
7)As much as possible, skip rather than walk
8)Imitate whatever others do
9)Pay for your dinner with pennies.
10)Drum on every available surface
These are some suggestions on how to annoy people.
From, The Annoying Expert
Girlfriend: I will die.
Boyfriend:- I will also die.
Girlfriend:-why will you die?
Boyfriend:- because I can't bear that much happiness
I juz feel like posting jokes. hehe.
Hi All... Enjoy a small collection of Husband and Wife Jokes..
Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one man said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? “The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.”
Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die I want you to marry Samy.”“Samy! But he is your enemy !” “Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.”
Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
By: GAY
As our blog gets dead easily, let me make it active by posting "smart" riddles. If you are able to answer the riddles without looking at the answer, you can surely pass your "O" levels with flying colours..Believe me...It's true..You can try out..
2) A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
3) Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
Three questions are enough for today. The answers are:
1) if they drop them, they may break
2) The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
3) Well Duh! The outside of the Cat of course!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA'AM SUYI! :D
Phoenix wishes our three beloved NCOs (mummys),
Ma'am Azwyn,
Ma'am Eliqah and
Ma'am Ying Xin
happy mothers' day!!!!!!!!!!!!
we LOVE you ma'ams, thank you for all that you have done for us this one year. we will never forget the three of you(:
Sec3 squad of 2010.