TOP 10 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE
1)Ask people what gender they are.
2)Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
3)Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
4)Sing along at the opera.
5)Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
6)Never break eye contact
7)As much as possible, skip rather than walk
8)Imitate whatever others do
9)Pay for your dinner with pennies.
10)Drum on every available surface
These are some suggestions on how to annoy people.
From, The Annoying Expert